Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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