Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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