You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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