Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The adults are the big ones right?