I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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