Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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