Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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