i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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