Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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