Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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