I'm lost and stupid without you.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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