CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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