Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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