they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I didn't notice because vodka
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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