Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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