they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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