So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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