Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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