redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm at about main and main street
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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