Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this boner is exhausting
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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