no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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