ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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