OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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