Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
