just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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