you guys were way drunker than both of me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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