We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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