we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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