I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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