Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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