How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I supernannyed him into submission
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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