if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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