Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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