I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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