let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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