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you suck at this game today
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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