You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
