We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
vagina is talking i cant
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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