just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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