office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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