I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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