Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
it's like iHOP with fire
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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