I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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