i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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