I just saw a hot homeless man
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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