A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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