Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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