My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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