you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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