Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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