Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Randomize