Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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