Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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