The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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