There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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