I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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